Adorable Merpuppy Abomination Alleviates Climate Change Concerns

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Adorable Merpuppy Abomination Alleviates Climate Change Concerns

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Humanity breathes a collective sigh of relief as science yields an unconventional dog breed capable of surviving the predicted terrifying consequences of global warming. 

Despite requiring frequent moistened bandages to live on land, the hybrid species is perceived as the ideal solution for a changing climate, with its oversized, empty head and closed eyes providing the perfect buoyancy to survive on the surface.

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